Jacob Kim Appreciation Blog

Jacob teaches Alison a quick APUSH lesson before...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:30:00 -0800

Jacob teaches Alison a quick APUSH lesson before tomorrow’s FRQ.
(TR = Theodore Roosevelt)

Jacob and friends advertise a revolutionary product called...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:52:23 -0800

Jacob and friends advertise a revolutionary product called “JustRight” for their AP English Literature class. Please spend a minute to help them out by watching this commercial.

Enjoy!

So drink out of the Just Right™
Otherwise, you’ll look like Dwight.

Talents:

Jacob (thirsty boy in white t-shirt)
Jeffrey (Nike t-shirt who tries JustRight)
Tim (monkey sweatshirt, gets blown up)
Josh (grey button-down with glasses)

Creative direction and editing: Josh

Also, at 0:36-37, Josh says “maggots”… not a pejorative rhyming word.

Third Period

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:18:56 -0800

10:05 AM: Jacob enters the library and notices Alison’s lime-green earphones. Laughs and asks to give ‘em a try. Remarks that his ears are too large.

10:10 - 10:15 AM: Alison teaches Jacob the u-substitution method for AP Calculus homework set on antiderivatives.

10:15 - 10:30 AM: Alison is glad that Jacob is whizzing through his homework. Listens to him marvel at the usefulness of u-substitutions. Writes her name/teacher’s name/class/date on the left-hand corner of my AP English Literature essay. Brainstorms ideas for title.

10:30 AM: Alison decides that title is unnecessary. Asks herself why she thought coming up with a title would be a good idea. Jacob announces need to excrete feces.

10:40 AM: Alison has written one sentence for her essay. Jacob exits bathroom.

10:45 AM:

10:50 AM: Bell rings, signifying the end of third period. Jacob emits creepy giggle, accompanied by an even creepier grin, and leaves.

Camille, dak dak heh means “hard” in Korean.

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:16:17 -0800

Camille, dak dak heh means “hard” in Korean.

This blog. I can't even

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:30:00 -0800

Alison says: Thanks!

Jacob says:

Ladies and gentlemen, Jacob Kim over winter vacation.Note:...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:53:00 -0800

Ladies and gentlemen, Jacob Kim over winter vacation.
Note: “Ddongomong” means “butthole” in Korean

Random Jacob

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:52:05 -0800

Videochat Session with Jacob

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:21:06 -0800

Then Jacob thought it would be funny to take off his pants, run to the screen, and dance with his underwear on.

Jacob’s attempt to explain the sudden appearance of strong...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:48:05 -0800

Jacob’s attempt to explain the sudden appearance of strong wind in SoCal

Tyger nipples

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:01:53 -0800

Tyger nipples

Photo

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:52:35 -0700

Drying his wet socks on a chair in the library during 3rd period...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:07:00 -0700

Drying his wet socks on a chair in the library during 3rd period off

kimalisony: Remember my friend Jacob? I let him use my eraser a...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 21:31:23 -0700

kimalisony:

Remember my friend Jacob?

I let him use my eraser a few days ago, but he lost it.

That eraser had yellow stains on the tip, and he made a joke about my possibly having peed on it.

Yes, he made that joke as a legal adult.

“President” because he’s the president of my school’s Key Club. I serve under him as the bulletin editor.

“Chingoo” means “friend” in Korean.

Urine is sacred.

A new school year can only mean one thing...

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 21:30:26 -0700

A new school year can only mean one thing... :

…new Jacob Kim quotes! WHOOOOOOOOOO!

The Secret

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:57:00 -0700

Stick In The Mud

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:50:00 -0700

Jacob: I gotta go, I’m gonna do Elite homework.
Annie: Don’t be such a stick in the mud.
Jacob: What’s that?
Ben: Party pooper.
Annie: Just imagine a stick in the mud.
Jacob (thinking): You know aesthetically that looks really cool.

Church mate: Dude, 80's Korean pop is hilarious, man.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 14:14:11 -0700

Church mate: Dude, 80's Korean pop is hilarious, man.
Jacob: Didn't they live in, like, Korean huts back then?

seminar with mrs. raub

Sun, 29 May 2011 20:30:27 -0700

Mrs. Raub: This seminar is about whether God is a republican, not whether Mrs. Raub is.

Jacob: I’m leaving!! >:O

"Um, can we have a poo break?"

Wed, 25 May 2011 20:40:06 -0700

“Um, can we have a poo break?”

- During the class US Government/Politics Scattegories game

APES Review Teamwork

Sun, 01 May 2011 20:42:19 -0700

This is what we accomplish when we revise for APES 12 hours before the exam.